I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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