I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
