That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize