Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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