how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
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Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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