The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
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I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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