Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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