i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
