he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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