is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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