Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
You have to summon your inner elephant
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
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