I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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