Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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