She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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