Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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