He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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