I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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