We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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