That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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