Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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