i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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