How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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