I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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