Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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