is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
