the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
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The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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