On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
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