another moral hangover. fuck.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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Can you bring me the toilet please
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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