Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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