ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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