So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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