so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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