Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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