he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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