There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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