why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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