Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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