absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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