I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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