She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
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DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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