I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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