I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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