so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."