This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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