Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
i need some magic done to my vagina
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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