I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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