No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
how do you play pong handcuffed?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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