now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
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She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
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