For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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