Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm really into asian looking animals
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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