I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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