I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
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New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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