let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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