on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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