What tipped you off? The sombrero?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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