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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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