so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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