the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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